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Saturday, April 19, 2003
Got some funny links to share, the first of which is the frontrunner for best satirical website of 2003, according to me:
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister, "a coalition effort of bloodthirsty hawks and ineffectual doves united in admiration for Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information (currently on administrative leave [ed. Hehe... sounds like me with this blog.)." Actually, it's wrong to call this satirical; the crazy motha actually said all of this crap:
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
Yeah, this guy probably could have had a nice career as a publicist.
Next, we have the astonishing T'inator. Yes, that's right, it's time to let Mr. T run amuck all over the Internet, stompin' on fools like nobody's business. Once you've been T'inated, you'll never want to stop! Here, try my site:
http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=swiley.blogspot.com
Or, for an even more surreal experience, try T'inating the Iraqi Information Minister: http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ I pity da fool, indeed.
And finally, it's the brilliant-as-always Brunching Shuttlecocks' Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator
Wow, how many blogs follow this exact formula...? Too many to count.
Examples:
Pfft
Not much on my mind today. Maybe tomorrow. Oh well. I can't be bothered with anything. Shrug.
Current Mood:phlegmatic
and
Shrug
Not much on my mind. I feel like a bunch of nothing. I've just been letting everything pass me by. Today was a loss.
Current Mood:
Buuuut... the good thing is, what you see above ain't at all how I'm feeling. :-)
Haha! Let's try to T'inate the Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator! http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.brunching.com%2Fcgi%2Fjournalgenerator.cgi%3F
It's not important
Mr.T've just been staying at home doing nothing. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that!
Nothing noteworthy going on these days. Foo!
Maybe tomorrow. Now get the first-aid kit before you have to use it on yourself!
Such is life. You shove me again, and I'll wrap that gun around your face!
Pretty Helluva
nothing seems worth doing.
Current Mood:
uninterested
Oh, Mr T! Is there anything you can't improve?!
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