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Tuesday, October 22, 2002
OK, normally I don't get all political on y'all but I just had to with this one:
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar.
A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning world war 3." The guy said, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
I'm definitely not a peacenik in general, but I missed the whole "we can't find Osama so let's get even with Daddy Bush's nemesis" meeting. I hope I'm invited next time they decide on who our next Enemy is.
(Note: Bin Laden, Al-Qaida, and the Taliban got what was coming to them after their attack on us. They brought it on themselves; we didn't decide to make them our enemy. Of course Saddam needs to go, but so do a few other dozen heads of state.)
That gives me an idea of what to do with the sniper when we catch him.
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