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Friday, September 13, 2002
Oh brother...
Not a moment's rest.
Time for some amusement, culled from my backlog of goofiness:
You're not evil for laughing.
Man's Visit to His Future Grave Kills Him
This has to be a joke:
Under-Ease by Under-Tec
Under-Tec Corp presents a new product to eliminate the foul odor caused by flatulence.
Read the testimonials. Apparently it's not a joke.
Its Great! This is one of the best page's on the net!!!
The Apostrophe Protection Society
Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana's for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale.
Thats very true; now for some more website's. ;-)
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to the gulag we go!
Stalin World
You may have thought Disneyland and Stalin-era mass deportations had nothing in common. But thanks to enterprising Lithuanian Viliumas Malinauskas, they do now....
This one is just too precious not to post:
Lobsters, caviar and brandy for MPs at summit on starvation
They are gorging on mountains of lobster, oysters and fillet steak at the Johannesburg conference — aimed at ending FAMINE. As the summit began yesterday, desperate kids in nearby shanty towns queued for water at standpipes. Bigwig politicians among the 60,000 delegates, including Deputy PM John Prescott, also get vintage bubbly and brandy. Taxpayers are footing the £500,000 bill for the 70-strong British party. Friends of the Earth called the extravagance “deplorable”.
Well, that's all for right now. I think I've depleted the world's natural resources of all their irony.
And here's the latest weekly Around Town column I am now editing:
Around Town 9/11-9/18
And that is that. Happy weekend, ya'll. I hope you've got fun things to do ahead of you.
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