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Friday, August 16, 2002

 

Now it's time for a movie review with my brother Jordan. Say hi to everybody, Jordan.
"No!"



OK, I see someone woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning. Anyway, he's here to tell us about Vin Diesel's latest cinematic achievement, XXX. Jordan, take it away!

XXX
5 out of 5 stars!
Vin Diesel was awesome!
The best movie I have ever seen!
2 thumbs way up!
Tight cars man!
Vin's chain and tattoos are phat!
The tamales are hotter than fire!
Really good picture and sound!
The soundtrack is real good!
If you like axxxion, then get your @$$ to the movie theater!
It's all gravy!

Right. Ahem,... I'll let you all have as much time as you need to decipher that mix of homeboy slang and sycophantic glurging. Peace out.

posted by Steve 8/16/2002 10:15:00 PM

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