I'm sure that I have the fastest-growing facial hair this side of the Yukon.
Picture this: after going just one measly day without shaving, I was starting to look like Gimli from Lord of the Rings!
I'm serious, who else is man enough to challenge me to the 1st Annual El Kridge Unbelievably Hirsute Freak Show? Yeah that's right. Ya'll are serious wuss-outs. Now go grab me a neck-comb!
"I have the greatest idea!"... If you've ever thought that quintessentially American thought, this is the website for you! OK, basically you just post your stupid (possibly booze-induced) crackpottery and a dozen trolls jump on it like starving wolves. I shoulda thought of that! posted by Steve
6/10/2002 08:43:00 PM
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