Before I go into any details about my first day at camp, I thought I'd post the absolute WEIRDEST anonymous AIM conversation ever...
SWiley9310 note: a person I've never talked to before: hey its steven
SJWiley note: me: ummm
SWiley9310: what SJWiley: who's this?
SWiley9310: steven SJWiley: uhh... right
SJWiley: steven what?
SWiley9310: who is this SJWiley: uhhh... u already said
SJWiley: it's steven
SWiley9310: but who is this SJWiley: u mean... me???
SWiley9310: yeah SJWiley: ok... tell me who u r first
SWiley9310: mike SJWiley: uhhh mike who?
SJWiley: from a friend note: this is what my aol-equiped buddy was able to dig up about "SWiley9310":
Member Name: Sylvia Wiley
Location: Chicago, Illinois USA
Marital Status: Single with no prospects
Hobbies: bowling, jazz, cooking, reading, good german wine
Personal Quote: if rejection is a disease then perseverance is the cure.
SWiley9310: jim SJWiley: uh-huh explain the above then please
SWiley9310: who is this \
SWiley9310: O:-) SJWiley: I am steven... u r sylvia???
SJWiley: I won't report u to the authorities...
SWiley9310: who is this SJWiley: I just told u! Steven Wiley
SJWiley: and are u "sylvia wiley"???
SWiley9310: no SJWiley: ok.. then where'd my aol buddy get that info?
SJWiley: c'mon... stop being coy... I won't bite
SWiley9310: hey jim it's me steven is using my code to go on line SJWiley: what? whom are u addressing?
SWiley9310: did you fine the insurance information for me. melvin and i were just talking about itSWiley9310: is this my twin brother in georgia
SJWiley: this is too weird... I have no clue what you are talking about
SWiley9310: sorry my brother has the same screen name goodbye. SJWiley: ok then.. that was difficult
And so I left it at that... God bless the Internet!!!
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