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Thursday, August 07, 2003
Just for laughs now, the
All-Time Best of the....
WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES
Samples:
All My Exes Live In Texas
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me [!]
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger [gotta love all of these "I..." titles!]
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
[sure... now that's just pushing things!]
If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD [lots of "If..." titles, too!]
It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
Legendary Chicken Fairy
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Overlonely and Underkissed
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy [whole buncha "She..." songs also]
There's A Tear In My Beer
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life [awww... that's just wrong!]
Funny, sad stuff...
I reckon.
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