LONDON (Reuters) - Hobbits, dwarves and elves are heading for the London stage in the world's first major musical of the "Lord of the Rings," its backers said on Wednesday.
West End producer Kevin Wallace said the reworking of British author JRR Tolkien's fantasy epic will cost $13 million.
"It will stimulate audiences' imaginations in a way they've never felt before," he told Reuters.
What a terrible idea! What dunderheaded twidle-twadle! What idiotic claptrap! Nincompoopery I say! ...
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